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AEOKEAOAEL IM CRYING
As I sit here listing to corny sappy music and the the drunk masses pass by my room I cant help but wonder why do people want relationships? I , a self proclaimed ”Independent Woman” still am drawn into the search for the other half. Some would say that its because of the social construct that falsely makes us believe that we are lesser without some kind of significant other (making us scramble for dates like 5 year olds in a game of musical chairs) or for some biological mating need (“you and me baby aint noting but mammals” WORST PICK UP LINE EVER!) ANYWAY that shit doesn’t matter to me, Because I still find myself wishing hoping and searching. And to be quite honest Joe Antropology or Dick Humanbehavior doesn’t make me feel any better about being single in the city (except now I’m cityless (FUCK)whoops!) So wilts in search of the hopeless romantics, the lonely road walkers , and all of the other love fuck ups I will be here writing completely pointless blog posts.
H’ok people don’t get me wrong I’m absolutely loving college and Maine the air the pace it’s fucking amazing and relaxing. But I’m missing something; it’s the New York swagger, NO! it’s the NYC sexyness! That electric vibration that just screams New York (and No it’s not because of the subway!) it’s just that big city spark. Maine is a whole different sack of potatoes, If New York is sex then, Maine is beauty. Everywhere you look its amazing fall foliage, hidden little steams all just seconds outside your door (or my door any way, I live right by the arboretum but if you lived across campus you be hard pressed to get there in 5 min). And everyone is beautiful here, LITERALLY EVERYONE! It’s fun and ridiculous being part of such an attractive student body everywhere you look HOTNESS! Some days i just want to pull my eyes out so I don’t have to see any more! But that is a story for another day. When it comes down to it I really love beautiful and sexy was getting old so I’m happy I’m here. It just seems like we want what we don’t have.
Nostalgic city girl in the sticks.
Hey there people! Welcome to my attempt to join the electronic generation in its need to project all its personal thoughts to the outer limits of the interwebs in the hopes of finding a few people who give a fuck. Here ill post things I find funny, rant about things that dont really matter to anyone else but this chick right here, and hopefully make a few of you laugh in the mean time. So from here we set sail and follow that flighty temptress adventure (fuck yea Dumbledore!).
some of the outtakes for Queen Meryl’s trip to web therapy with Lisa Kudrow I would highly recommend watching all three episodes since they brought me tons of happiness !